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The Perilous Pizza by Jackie Houchin

 

My mouth watered, as I remembered the large slice of leftover pizza in the fridge.  Sitting behind the wheel of my SUV, I visualized the thin crust, the gooey cheese, the spicy sausage and curling slices of pepperoni, the onions, olives, green peppers and mushrooms – my “reward” for a too long day at work.  I deserved it.  I craved it. 

 

Why is this traffic so slow? 

           

I thought about Jack; imagined him opening the fridge, noticing my foil-covered triangle of meat and cheese.  I clenched the wheel and willed him to ignore the pizza and eat his salad. What had his doctor said?  “Your LDL is dangerously high, Mr. Spratt. You must take care.”  I pounded the wheel with my fist. 

 

Will this stop light never change?

 

Suddenly alert, I sensed Jack lifting the foil; sniffing the sausage; licking his lips. 

 

Don’t do it!  Eat your salad!  Remember your cholesterol!  Remember your heart!

 

The microwave beeped.  I stepped on the gas; ran the light.

 

The pizza came out.  I swerved and heard a crash behind me.

 

His mouth opened. I careened into the driveway and slammed on the brakes. 

 

If he’s eaten it, I’ll kill him!

 

But the pizza already had.

 

THE END

Jackie Houchin © 2008