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John M. Floyd's short stories and fillers have appeared in a wide range of publications, including The Strand, Woman's World, Murderous Intent, Grit, Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, and Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine. A collection of his short fiction, Rainbow's End, will be released in October 2006.

Disorganized Crime by John M. Floyd

 

A city clerk named Nathan Mize

(Quite well-connected, mafiawise),

Was made aware that Mayor Blair

Was far too honest, true, and fair.

 

So when John Blair denied the mob

The contracts on a building job,

Young Nate was offered, via phone,

A little contract of his own.

 

As clerk, Nate checked the work schedule

The crew would use to build the school,

Then bought a gun, and underscored

The date foundations would be poured.

 

John Blair was killed the prior night

And dragged to the construction site;

Nate buried him inside the pit,

Which would be filled, in just a bit.

 

But typically (unknown to Nate),

The city crews were running late:

Today they wouldn’t pour concrete—

Instead they’d dig a few more feet.

 

They found the body, called it in,

The cops arrived with thirty men;

Ballistics, prints, and DNA

Led them to Nathan right away.

 

He later, in his cell, had time

To analyze his “perfect crime.”

I shouldn’t have tried, he realized,

With schedules governmentalized.

John M. Floyd © 2007